Brian Newlin
Brian Newlin is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
He is an animator, writer, painter of circus banners, amateur baker, and cunning
cat burglar. Some say he once killed a man for mocking his hat. Others say he
can communicate with prairie dogs. His mother says he's getting too fat. He
lives in California with his forgiving wife and 2 small dog-sized cats.